No Touch Monkey!

No Touch Monkey!

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Ayun Halliday may not make for the most sensible travel companion, but she is certainly one of the most outrageous, with a knack for inserting herself (and her unwitting cohorts) into bizarre situations around the globe. Curator of kitsch and unabashed aficionada of pop culture, Halliday offers bemused, self-deprecating narration of events from guerilla theater in Romania to drug-induced Apocalypse Now reenactments in Vietnam to a perhaps even more surreal collagen-implant demonstration at a Paris fashion show emceed by Lauren Bacall. On layover in Amsterdam, Halliday finds unlikely trouble in the red-light districta€”eliciting the ire of a tiny, violent madam, and is forced to explain tampons to luggage-searching soldiers in Kashmir: qThey're for ladies. Bleeding ladies.q A self-admittedly bumbling tourist, Halliday sharesa€”with razor-sharp wit and to hilarious effecta€”the travel stories most are too self-conscious to tell. This second edition includes an updated foreword.I had reset my watch to Amsterdam time as the KLM flight began its descent: a few minutes past 6 A.M. The sun would be ... It was an awfully cozy image, complete with homemade chocolate chip cookies, slices of pepperoni and little cubes ofanbsp;...

Title:No Touch Monkey!
Author: Ayun Halliday
Publisher:Hachette UK - 2015-08-25

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